I am SCREAMING. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. True himbo energy.
The Magazine (aka the scariest dream I ever had).
Fuck I LOVE this. There’s no gore, no shock, and it was perfectly terrifying. Fantastic.
theres something inherently holy about kitchens
i legit havent felt this close to god's love in weeks
People putting pictures of "ugly" and messy kitchens and saying that its their hell do not understand anything.
It's your home.
The dishes are dirty because you ate, because you took care of yourself and you family. The paint is peeling above the stove from the heat of all breads you have baked and all teas you have brewed.
Heaven isn't neat and perfect. It's making coffee at 2 in the morning because you can, it's the ugly feeling of sadness when a recipe goes wrong, its the comfort of peeling an orange to someone you love.
boxing fight announcer slowly revealing more and more how much in love he is with one of the boxers
and in the right corner we have the defending heavyweight champion, the terrorizing threat, the grace of a panther and the eyes like king solomons finest sapphires, brutal bludgeoner weighing in at 97 kilograms and just the perfect height for me to fit under his chin if we were to hug
I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.
"the queen died in November but they're propping up her corpse in an elaborate weekend at bernies style charade to avoid having the longest reign in the history of the british monarchy locked in at 69 years" is my new favorite conspiracy theory. choosing to believe this for the rest of my life regardless of any evidence to the contrary
Hearing the news the goat burned and immediately, instinctively going, "Oh, good. The world's evils were stored in the goat."
I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny
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